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Apple-faced goon and general all-round turd cutter Richard Dawkins celebrated a small victory over intelligent design fans today.
Free schools teaching intelligent design will be stripped of funding unless they switch to Darwinian, Lamarckian or, failing that, Pokémon evolution. The Department for Education wearily acquiesced to Dawkins group of Oxbridge educated nonces and moronic and hopelessly single young men who read science-fiction, the British Humanist Association.
When questioned, the Creationist organisation Truth in Science spouted some acerbic jibberish about God which everyone ignored.
Similarly, when we talked to Dawkins, it was almost impossible to understand anything through his smug, prickish smile. Despite trying extremely hard to write something down, whilst simultaneously vomiting in disgust and searching for some kind of implement to bash his face in with, the only thing we heard Dawkins say was "bwah bwah bwah bwah".
Arsehole.
Jill St Jilly-Burns
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